I sincerely apologise for my housemates
Ravenclaw is much less passionate about their sports… perhaps that’s why we’re not so good.
I get that we’re supposed to be daring and brave and all that, and it’s great that Gryffindor won, but is streaking around the castle really necessary?
Please, tell me about it. I just almost ran into arthur weasley…
The unicorns are scarier. The bugs are quite friendly.
My turn. How long have you been up here and why didn’t I see you?
How could unicorns possibly be scary? I heard someone released a big spider into the school when Millicent died, and the boy that released it… was expelled.
Hmm? Maybe I’m just really sneaky, I didn’t think I was being that quiet. Umm, like 15 minutes? The forest is a nice to think.
Yes, Eckhart, this is exactly what you should be doing. Hiding out in the forest. Now the roof. Gee, Fitz, ole Godric would be so proud of ya -
Really? The forest? But all the bugs…
Well, Lily got Head Girl, no surprises there. And James got Head Boy, which actually kind of was a surprise. There’s nothing new with me, honest. I still need to find a tutor for Herbology.
Now tell me about France?
Oh, I’m sorry, is she being weird about it? Herbology is hard, I don’t even sort of understand it Marls. I wouldn’t sweat about it. Plus I’m loads behind because I’ve been gone so long.
Dreadfully dull. Father’s companies are blooming as always, but whats new.
They both have detentions, but I don’t think that’s going to stop them.
Haven’t seen you around lately.
Yeah doubt it.
No, my parents dragged me on Father’s tour of his French businesses so I could appreciate his strategies and all. I just got back from the long journey and stand bedraggled before you.
Well we’ve missed you too Daisy! It’s good to have you home. I mean physically it’s intact, but I can’t say the same for all the people in it.
Aw thank you. Did I miss any major excitement?
I’m fine, don’t worry about me - Tell me about France!
Marls, you can’t do that, you know that right? Whats up?
The question is what didn’t I see.
Ugh that sounds terrible, I’m so sorry. Who- did you um report them or something?
Why do couples insist on using broom closets as their ‘hidden’ locations for make-out sessions?
Oh man, umm w-what did you see?